I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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