Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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