im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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