Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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