you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
bring money and cleavage
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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