She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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