I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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