Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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