operation harelip BJ is a go
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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