Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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