thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
