So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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