Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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