Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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