Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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