Don't you send me to vm
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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