Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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