does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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