she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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