I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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