Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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