I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
we should paint friendship bongs
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