5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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