what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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