he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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