Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She's JV to your varsity
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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