I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
