I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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