So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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