dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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