Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Me. At least after what I've been through.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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