Pappa wants mamma naked
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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