This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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