I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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