Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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