): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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