I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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