so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Its about making memories worth repressing
My cat gives me a boner
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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