He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
foreskin is a definite game changer
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Randomize
