He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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