I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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