yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
