I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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