I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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