It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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