billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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