I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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