can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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