i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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