I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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