So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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