so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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