rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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