I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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