I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
my poor anus
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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