i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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