Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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